SMH… Kimmy Cakes Is Wrong For This One! “The Hump” Is A Homo???

This ish has just gone too far. The latest issue of Star Magazine claims the “real” reason (besides Kim being a spoiled brat who just wanted the wedding, not the goofy a$$ doofus hubby that came with it) is that Kris is not into “Virginia,” and didn’t come anywhere near Kim’s precious cookie after their honeymoon. The irony in all this is that three weeks ago Star was claiming the couple made an adult video during their relationship. SMH.

Kim if this is the work of your publicist, it’s time to part ways cuz you are starting to look like a real itchbay with all these “Kris the Villain” stories. SMH.

In the meantime the Hump is also getting on with his life. US Weekly reports he’s planning to file separation papers and ask for an annulment:

What’s better than a divorce?

An annulment.

Kris Humphries plans to respond to Kim Kardashian’s Oct. 31 divorce filing with a counterstrike of his own. A rep for the NBA star, 26, confirms to Us Weekly that Humphries will seek a legal separation from Kardashian, 31 — ultimately leading, he hopes, to an annulment of their 72-day union.

If Humphries gets his way, the couple will avoid divorce proceedings altogether.

Kardashian and Humphries tied the knot Aug. 20 in Montecito, Calif.; an ironclad prenuptial agreement guarantees that the reality starlet will hold onto all moneys earned during their marriage.

Humphries, whose prospects have opened once again now that the NBA lockout has ended, recently signed an endorsement deal with Sector watches worth $150,000.

Pals told Us that Humphries freeloaded off of his wife and could be downright cruel during their short-lived union.”He belittled her in front of people,” one insider said. “He’d call her stupid. It was truly sickening.”

“He tried to control Kim by bringing her down…He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.”

Worst of all? Humphries even called the star “fat a$$.”

Y’all know there is a good lesson in this for all of you right? Can’t turn a ho to a housewife!

Check out some shots of Humphries landing in DC looking all sad and stuff with his Mommy!

Beauty score: Ashlee Simpson

Best dressed: lady gaga

                                         Look at this!

Lady Gaga ditched some of her more conceptual outfits for a tailored, sophisticated navy blue dress!

She pairs it with crystallized jewelry, movie-star sunglasses, and a bouffant bun.

And the only thing “monstrous” about this are her black Brian Atwood “Monster Platform” heels.

We love this updated, modern version of Betty Draper’s Mad Men look.

(The scrunched leather gloves are especially cool.)

We want wah!

Another day, another mind-blowing manicure creation from WAH Nails.

The London manicure gods have again teamed up with trendy sticker-like nail art company Minx Nails to create three new designs.

The downside? You can only snag them if you’re currently across the pond.

But since we’re not (and we’re guessing most of you aren’t either), we’re considering testing out our own nail art skills and giving the “Golden Tribal” (at left) a whirl.

Separated At Birth? A Mega-Gallery of Celebrities That Look Oddly like They’re Related

There are literally thousands of celebrities out there. So naturally some of them are going to look alike. But these similarities are just weiiiird.

We’re going to take a look at some celebrities that look like they could be related. Some of these pictures are actually quite disturbing how much some people look alike. We actually wouldn’t be surprised if they were separated at birth.
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